Mr September is sporting a mustard yellow "he/she raglan cable jumper" knitted in Patons Totem.
He has every right to look puzzled. How is his female companion hovering three feet in the air while playing that drum? Has she mastered the art of yogic flying? Or is this the result of some top secret government project involving suppressed anti-gravity technology taken from a crashed UFO?
Mr September does not know. The US government probably does.